I mean, I can't have fake boobs without a bra, right? I dont even know how to shop for a bra so i ordered one online from Victoria's Secret(btw... Vickies is having a sale, so go get yourself a few things) anyways...I got the bra to fit a 38B, but i dont even know if that will work. lol.... if not, i'll have to exchange it. oh well, whatever
Moving to New York I met guys, and that kind of put things in perspective for me. Because you know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well, thats what it's like when I see a store. Only it's better. You see, a man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn't fit, you cant exchange him 7 days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. A store always smells good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your fingers grasp those shiny new bags. Oh yes...Oh yessss
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Falsies & Vickies
There's a company in Springfield, Illinois that makes falsies(fake boobies) and I just ordered a pair cause I'm retarded and decided to spend $75 on silicon things instead of MAC.... thats like 6 eye shadows.... anyways.... The company makes different types, enhancers, push-ups, full breast forms-which i got, etc... They're great for people who have had mastectomy's, or people who haven't been blessed with their desired cup size, or for CD/TV/TG(crossdressers/ transvestites/ transgendered) they are available at www.trukare.com and they are highly recommended. here are some pictures:
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